Monsters Exist
Simon's Street

Friday, March 3 2017

7:30pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$12.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

You are hereby formally invited to join your esteemed colleagues as an honored attendee at this year's SSoC Meeting. 

We, the world's foremost cryptozoologists, monster hunters, and friends of freaky fauna, will convene at our top-secret headquarters under a grocery store to unveil the year's most fascinating and grotesque new beastly discoveries. 

**A reminder that the existence of this meeting is extremely secret. Bring your friends, but DON'T TELL ANYONE.**


Simon is just like the show host from Blue's Clues -- except when the camera stops, he still lives in his puppet world. His best friend is a drunk goose and his landlord is a bog monster, and -- shit, it's time for him to pay rent! Will he be able to make ends meet, or does Simon need a refresher on the lessons of responsibility he teaches his viewers?  Blue's Clues meets Avenue Q in puppet comedy "Simon's Street."