Monsters Exist
Pure...Like Rose

Monday, September 11 2017

8:00pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$7.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

You are hereby formally invited to join your esteemed colleagues as an honored attendee at this year's SSoC Meeting. 

We, the world's foremost cryptozoologists, monster hunters, and friends of freaky fauna, will convene at our top-secret headquarters under a grocery store to unveil the year's most fascinating and grotesque new beastly discoveries. 

**A reminder that the existence of this meeting is extremely secret. Bring your friends, but DON'T TELL ANYONE.**


When washed up private eye Nicholas Finger gets accused of murder, only his secretary Penny is left to clear his name. Hahahahahaha! But she's just a woman and you can't spell female without FML! Right, fellas? For the first time since 1942, UCBTNY's house sketch team Nipsey presents the classic Film Noir Pure...Like Rose. 

Featuring:
Amanda Baramki
John Miller
Austin Rodrigues
Janet Silverman