YAZ HUNNI!
The Kellyanne Show

Wednesday, September 20 2017

9:30pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$7.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Come listen to some very Gay stories told by the world's gayest Tilda Swinton look-alike, Mike Kelton. From a chunky closeted teen to a hunky and proud homo,  Mike shares his most vulnerable/hysterical moments with you, a complete stranger. Sit back with a glass of rose, this is YAZ HUNNI! 


Who exactly is Kellyanne Conway? More importantly, how did she get that way? Take a trip back through time to witness some of the most pivotal moments of the White House senior advisor's life, including her days as a high school cheerleader, a blueberry speed-packing contest winner, and her brief stint as a teen beauty pageant competitor. Based on true events – seriously. (Warning: this show may contain alternative facts.)