Monsters Exist
Obama Daughters: Requiem for America

Thursday, September 21 2017

8:00pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$7.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

You are hereby formally invited to join your esteemed colleagues as an honored attendee at this year's SSoC Meeting. 

We, the world's foremost cryptozoologists, monster hunters, and friends of freaky fauna, will convene at our top-secret headquarters under a grocery store to unveil the year's most fascinating and grotesque new beastly discoveries. 

**A reminder that the existence of this meeting is extremely secret. Bring your friends, but DON'T TELL ANYONE.**


The year is 2036, term limits have been ignored and Trump is still president. There are only two people that can save the United States of America and their names are Sasha and Malia Obama. No presidents are harmed in the making of this show.