The Kellyanne Show
How To Write A Book: The Play

Monday, October 16 2017

8:00pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$7.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Who exactly is Kellyanne Conway? More importantly, how did she get that way? Take a trip back through time to witness some of the most pivotal moments of the White House senior advisor's life, including her days as a high school cheerleader, a blueberry speed-packing contest winner, and her brief stint as a teen beauty pageant competitor. Based on true events – seriously. (Warning: this show may contain alternative facts.)


Emily Dickinson. William Shakespeare. Earnest Hemingway. All Dead...and therefore, not great writing teachers. Today you'll be learning from two amazing writers with the guts to actually be alive. Colin O'Brien is a master of both the Self Help and Self-Harm genres. Michael J. Wolf is a pioneer in the erotic non-fiction genre. These two literary powerhouses will be your writing instructors for the evening and help you to become the writer you think you might be - but so far haven't shown any signs of becoming. Simply put, these two lords of the words are going to teach you how to finish your shitty novel in 30 minutes, you idiot!

Additional video material by Nick Craig.