How To Write A Book: The Play
Hockey Cops

Wednesday, October 4 2017

9:30pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$7.00

(Plus $1/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Emily Dickinson. William Shakespeare. Earnest Hemingway. All Dead...and therefore, not great writing teachers. Today you'll be learning from two amazing writers with the guts to actually be alive. Colin O'Brien is a master of both the Self Help and Self-Harm genres. Michael J. Wolf is a pioneer in the erotic non-fiction genre. These two literary powerhouses will be your writing instructors for the evening and help you to become the writer you think you might be - but so far haven't shown any signs of becoming. Simply put, these two lords of the words are going to teach you how to finish your shitty novel in 30 minutes, you idiot!

Additional video material by Nick Craig.


Hockey Cops is a live version of an 80s action movie that tells the story of Matt and Drew, two police officers who love to play hockey. After skating into a burglar, they eventually realize he's a Soviet spy who's trying to destroy the world. Our only hope for survival is the Hockey Cops. Do you believe in miracles? YES!