The Kellyanne Show
I'm Your Mommy

Wednesday, November 1 2017

8:00pm

UCBT Chelsea

307 W. 26th St, New York, NY 10001

$7.00

(Plus $1.00/ticket transaction fee)

×1 ticket = $5

There will be a standby line for this show

Who exactly is Kellyanne Conway? More importantly, how did she get that way? Take a trip back through time to witness some of the most pivotal moments of the White House senior advisor's life, including her days as a high school cheerleader, a blueberry speed-packing contest winner, and her brief stint as a teen beauty pageant competitor. Based on true events – seriously. (Warning: this show may contain alternative facts.)


Being a new mommy is a magical experience! From unexplained wetness to strangers yelling at you to sleep-deprived hallucinations about singing toys, there is nothing in the world quite like it. You'd better treasure every fucking moment.